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"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."

So sayeth Groucho Marx. See also Dogs.


Added by Bcat on February 18, 2015 | You Like This |


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Alpaca lover on February 25, 2015

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Thats flipping weird

Bleh on April 26, 2015

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oslol brp on May 3, 2015

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I've heard this before...

Jokez on May 25, 2015

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how does one get into a dog with a book in order to realize that it is to dark to read?

elizabeth on September 25, 2017

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