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Funny Advice

1. What Your Dad Says (1) and What It Means (2), and What You Should Do (3).

1: This map sucks.
2: I have zilch idea where we are.
3: Get a gps next time. For now just shout yourself hoarse.
1: Maybe.
2: No way.
3: Ask your mother instead.
1:Ask your mother.
2: I don't know.
3: Ask your mother.
1: Gimme coke.
2: Gimme coke.
3: GET HIM COKE!
1: Cheap foreign parts!
2: I can't fix it.
3: Get him away from what he's fixing pronto! -Otherwise it'll be even more broken than before!

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Funny Advice

2. Answer 42 for Every Math Question in School.

If you have read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," you will know.

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Funny Insults

3. You'd Better Not Walk in Back of a Garbage Truck...

Who knows, they might "accidently" scoop you up with the rest of the junk!

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Funny Insults

4. You Don't Even Have a Heart for Your Apparent Lack of Brain.

Or the other way around.

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Funny Insults

5. When You Look in the Mirror Do You See (insert Gross/creepy Person Here You Both Know)?

You can follow up:
My skin was flawless many years ago. When I met you, it left scars for life.

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Funny Nicknames

6. I'll Pack in Two in One Punch.

You've seen this from when I was a guest.
Original Name-Nickname
Stuart Pid-Stu Pid (Good for if you hate this person!)
Barack Lee-Brock Lee

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Funny Phrases

7. When Life Gives You Lemons Learn to Juggle.

A good idea anyway. I have 0 skill in that area though.

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Funny Questions

8. Q=Is It Really True That Zombies Eat Spaghetti with Their Toes?

A=They eat their toes separate!

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Funny Questions

9. Quiz-Which Store Did You Get Those Shoes?

Alice-I don't know.
Quiz-Well, wherever it was, they should shut it down. Oh right. Nevermind! I think I know where they're from!
Alice-Hmmm?
Quiz-The dumpster. See also Shoes.

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Funny Things

10. Triangles at School

Jay-You're certainly an ACUTE angle!
LeeYah--blush-Gee, I hope your RIGHT!

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Jokez

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Ha, I'm actually making comics...but you'll never see them unless you know me! Which you'll never find out! (; Enjoy! I previously was entered as guest, so if you see any jokes that you think I copied, I didn't. They were mine originally (well I did just share them with you guys, so nevermind!) Copying is not my style...but finding loopholes. Hehe! Trust me.
I refuse to change my picture! Potatoes forever! Actually I prefer bacon and pickles...

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