Jokez's Entries
Funny Advice
1. Answer 42 for Every Math Question in School.
If you have read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," you will know.
Funny Advice
2. What Your Dad Says (1) and What It Means (2), and What You Should Do (3).
1: This map sucks.
2: I have zilch idea where we are.
3: Get a gps next time. For now just shout yourself hoarse.
1: Maybe.
2: No way.
3: Ask your mother instead.
1:Ask your mother.
2: I don't know.
3: Ask your mother.
1: Gimme coke.
2: Gimme coke.
3: GET HIM COKE!
1: Cheap foreign parts!
2: I can't fix it.
3: Get him away from what he's fixing pronto! -Otherwise it'll be even more broken than before!
Funny Insults
3. When You Look in the Mirror Do You See (insert Gross/creepy Person Here You Both Know)?
You can follow up:
My skin was flawless many years ago. When I met you, it left scars for life.
Funny Insults
4. You Don't Even Have a Heart for Your Apparent Lack of Brain.
Or the other way around.
Funny Nicknames
5. I'll Pack in Two in One Punch.
You've seen this from when I was a guest.
Original Name-Nickname
Stuart Pid-Stu Pid (Good for if you hate this person!)
Barack Lee-Brock Lee
Funny Phrases
6. When Life Gives You Lemons Learn to Juggle.
A good idea anyway. I have 0 skill in that area though.
Funny Questions
7. Quiz-Which Store Did You Get Those Shoes?
Alice-I don't know.
Quiz-Well, wherever it was, they should shut it down. Oh right. Nevermind! I think I know where they're from!
Alice-Hmmm?
Quiz-The dumpster. See also Shoes.
Funny Questions
8. Q=Is It Really True That Zombies Eat Spaghetti with Their Toes?
A=They eat their toes separate!
Funny Things
9. Triangles at School
Jay-You're certainly an ACUTE angle!
LeeYah--blush-Gee, I hope your RIGHT!
Funny Things
10. I'm Taking a Quiz...
It's called: What state do you live in? I know, computers can track it, but I'll try.
20 minutes-
And done. Oh, what does it say? I apparently live in the state of denial.
