Funny Advice

What Your Dad Says (1) and What It Means (2), and What You Should Do (3).

1: This map sucks.
2: I have zilch idea where we are.
3: Get a gps next time. For now just shout yourself hoarse.
1: Maybe.
2: No way.
3: Ask your mother instead.
1:Ask your mother.
2: I don't know.
3: Ask your mother.
1: Gimme coke.
2: Gimme coke.
3: GET HIM COKE!
1: Cheap foreign parts!
2: I can't fix it.
3: Get him away from what he's fixing pronto! -Otherwise it'll be even more broken than before!

Added by Jokez on May 25, 2015 | 8 people like this You Like This | Unlike