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"I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."

See also Philosophy.


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no they wont -Galileo

roxk on September 13, 2015

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Yes they will - Anne Frank

Banana on September 15, 2015

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dw didn't read the philosopher bit... XD- Galileo

Banana on September 15, 2015

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I am a potato -Socrates

missgalindaaa on November 11, 2015

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I am a better potato - Aristotle

Potato ninja on November 12, 2015

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"Why, lets not lie to ourselves. I am the best potato you will ever meet. I agree with u on the philosopher thing!" - Thuycydides (Look him up) (Did you know that Socrates was sentenced to death for using the Socratic Method, in which he let his students answer the questios he was asking! They made him drink poisin! Plato was a student of Socrates! What a coincidence!)

KKKAAAATTTTEEE on December 13, 2015

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wait did Plato actually say that

I dont know on April 14, 2016

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No he did not.

Finkle on October 22, 2017

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Of course he said that. He was a genius!!

Not really on November 11, 2017

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Wait who's Plato?

MysteryPerson on August 26, 2018

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@MysteryPerson , Simple, Plato is plato.

Imma Potato on August 26, 2018

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"Yes, the most people are stupid" - Me

yes, I am mysterious on December 13, 2018

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