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"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."

So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.


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lol on October 1, 2014

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Heimerdinger from league of legends

the real LoL on October 25, 2014

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i know a dude like this!!!!!!!!

tensimille on December 4, 2015

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Best insult there is. I'll be sure to use this one on my arch-nemesis, but as a wise man I know I am a fool. He is the fool whom thinks himself wise.

lololololol on December 14, 2015

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Beef on March 31, 2018

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please put this under insults. I don't care if shakespeare said it.

nope on December 3, 2018

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yea this would 100% be under funny insults

ButHowTho on January 31, 2020

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So SPOKE William Shakespear, not so SPAKE!

Yoitster on February 29, 2020

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