Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

101. "I think gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."

Arnold Schwarzenegger in 2003. See also Politics.

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102. "Be Nice to Nerds. Chances Are, You'll End Up Working for One."

- Bill Gates See also Nerds.

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103. "Wrong."

- The President of the United States See also Politics.

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104. "Luke, I am your father."

Actually, everyone has it wrong. It's actually, "No, I am your father." See also Misquotes, Star Wars.

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105. "I Don't Say Half of the Junk People Say I Do."

- Albert Einstein See also Science.

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106. "The word 'Australia' has three A's, all of which look the same, but are pronounced differently."

Screw English.

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107. "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"

Asked Ron Burgundy.

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108. "No matter what button I push there's still a big eleven on the screen."

To which I replied, "Thats the 'pause' Mom." See also Technology.

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109. "You're Mean!" "No I'm Not. I'm Dad."

I mean, come on. See also Dads.

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110. "Nah."

-Rosa Parks, 1955 See also History.

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