Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
63. “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
―The Dalai Lama
Funny Quotes
65. "I'm not a pee wizard. I can't predict pee."
Me, when my girlfriend complained that she needed to go to the bathroom right after I called her. See also Bathroom, Magic.
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Funny Quotes
67. "If you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped."
―Izaak Walton
Funny Quotes
68. "In painting, you have unlimited power. You have the ability to move mountains. You can bend rivers. But when i get home the only thing i have power over is the garbage."
―Bob Ross See also Art, Celebrities.
Funny Quotes
69. "If I was a sloth, I would invent a sloth-sized car pretty quickly."
Deep. See also Sloths.
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70. "Tu manges un grande sandwich."
―My Brother
French for "You are eating a big sandwich."
See also French, Sandwiches.