Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

63. "Text Me the Deats"

How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.

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64. "I'm Cold." "Hi Cold, I'm Dad."

Classic dad humor. See also Dads.

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65. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."

It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.

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66. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."

And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.

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67. "Miss Jackson, if you're nasty."

See also 80's, Music.

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68. "In the Case of 2-Year-Old Alex, You Are the Father."

Maury Povich reading the paternity test results. See also Television.

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69. "I'll Get You My Pretty, and Your Little Dog Too"

From Wizard of Oz. See also Dogs.

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70. "Taste My Sherry and Biscuits."

Best line from Alexandre Dumas' The Count of Monte Cristo. Insulting if used in the right context. "Oh yeah? Well I suggest you taste my sherry and biscuits!" See also Food, French, Literature.

Added by mellojello on March 6, 2010| Comment | You Like This |

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