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“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”

―The Dalai Lama

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funny

hfddfhn on December 17, 2020

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If sleeping with a mosquito doesn't breach the Sexual Offences Act 2003, it should.

Bruce on May 14, 2022

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Terrible spouse, guys, mine just wouldn't stop biting me. Plus, I accidentally crushed her in the middle of the night.

Yeetaleetthesecond on October 24, 2022

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