Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
111. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.
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113. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"
Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.
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114. "You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!"
Any one from the 80's will get this. Its the anti-drug PSA. See also 80's, Drugs.
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115. "Smoking Kills. If You're Killed, You've Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life"
Brooke Shields may or may not have said this. See also Celebrities, Smoking.
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116. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."
From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.
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118. "I've found that if you put the name of some dead philosopher at the end of a quote, people will believe it."
-Plato
See also Philosophy.
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119. "It seems like everybody's in love or in a relationship. I'm just here like,'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'"
So saith an unknown Facebooker.
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120. "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
So sayeth Groucho Marx. See also Dogs.