Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

111. My Grandparents Didn't Come All the Way from Germany to See This Country Overrun by Immigrants!

Might want to rethink that one, Donald Trump. See also Hypocritical, Politics.

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112. "Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."

See also English.

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113. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

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114. "Time Flies Like an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana."

Groucho Marx said this.

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115. "Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

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116. "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

So sayeth Ralph Wiggum. See also Cats.

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117. "You, all right?! I learned it by watching you!"

Any one from the 80's will get this. Its the anti-drug PSA. See also 80's, Drugs.

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118. "Though she be but little, she is fierce!"

Shakespeare in A Midsummer Night's Dream. See also Literature, Shakespeare.

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119. "Smoking Kills. If You're Killed, You've Lost a Very Important Part of Your Life"

Brooke Shields may or may not have said this. See also Celebrities, Smoking.

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120. "Villain, I Have Done Thy Mother."

From Shakespeare's Titus Andronicus, the original Yo Mama joke. See also Shakespeare.

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