Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

82. “The Average Dog is a Nicer Person than the Average Person.”

– Andy Rooney
See also Dogs.

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83. "When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work."

- Captain Obvious

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86. "I don't want to be be like most boys."

- Most Boys See also Boys.

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89. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."

- Mitch Hedberg

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90. “I Mean It!”

Says my English teacher. She never does. See also Schools, Teachers.

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