Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
81. "Here's all you have to know about men and women; woman are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason woman are crazy is that men are stupid."
Funny Quotes
82. “The Average Dog is a Nicer Person than the Average Person.”
– Andy Rooney
See also Dogs.
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83. "When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work."
- Captain Obvious
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84. "Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but the true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."
See also Friends.
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85. "High school is easy. It's like riding a bike and the bike is on fire and the ground is on fire and everything's on fire because you're in Hell."
- Some senior that went to my high school
See also Schools.
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87. "I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job, because he will find an easy way to do It."
- Bill Gates See also Lazy.
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88. "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
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89. "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want to eat 2,000 of something."
- Mitch Hedberg