Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
123. "I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed."
So spake William Shakespeare. See also English, Literature.
Funny Quotes
124. "I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."
From comedian Ron White.
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125. "Just because a page on the internet has a famous person's name after a quote, it doesn't mean he or she said it."
-Abraham Lincoln
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny quote.
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126. "Text Me the Deets"
How teens talk on network TV. See also Slang, Teenagers, Television.
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128. "One always tends to overpraise a long book because one has got through it."
It wasn't by me, E. M. Forster said it. See also Literature.
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129. "A Ghost Haunts My Bowels."
And it's not afraid to announce itself. See also Flatulence.