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"Time Flies Like an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana."

Groucho Marx said this.

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But...but I thought when you looked at it from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it was actually a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff!

Maya on July 7, 2016

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I finally get it! Fruit flies-the fly- like bananas!

LannaRay on January 16, 2017

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You missed half the quote. Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like banana, so just what are time flies and why do they like an arrow?

Steve on June 10, 2017

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Umm me no get it. is that bad?

DoniGaming on December 22, 2017

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^fruit flies as in the insect like bananas

JuicyBrownBurger on April 10, 2018

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omg i get it now!!!!!! LOL XDDD

hufflenet on April 17, 2018

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i laughed way to hard at this

hufflenet on April 17, 2018

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but i dont care!!!!! :)

hufflenet on April 17, 2018

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Time flies like a stopwatch.

Bruce on May 14, 2022

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this can be taken 2 ways. either fruit flies in a similar way as bananas because bananas are fruit, or fruit flies (the bug) like bananas. both are equally true.

i love kittens on August 11, 2023

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