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"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

Attributed to British journalist Miles Kington. See also Fruits.

Matthew

Added by Matthew on October 21, 2015 | You Like This |

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So true. so, so, true.

POTATOAREGOD! on October 26, 2015

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philosophy is wondering if that means it can be put in a fruit smoothie; Common sense is not putting it in a smoothie that's nasty

@sunsurfsoul on instagram on October 28, 2015

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So true. Lol. Strawberries are not in the berry family although a banana is in the berry family and-and we Share 50% DNA with bananas

Potato on November 21, 2015

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actually, user named Potato, we share 40-50% of our DNA with bananas which means some people are 10% more banana than other people

runlittlehorse89 on January 15, 2016

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you know what I like more than materialistic things? Knowledge. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) on February 17, 2016

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Love this quote! XD

Amy on March 22, 2016

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the past,present and future walk into a bar it was tense!

MURPY on December 8, 2016

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And philosophy is wondering whether or not tomato juice counts as a fruit smoothie...

Posted on January 25, 2018

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Oh. Looks like user "@sunsurfsoul" has already beaten me to the punch....

Posted on January 25, 2018

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And Charisma is not getting punched after saying that

Le potato on May 7, 2018

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i lovecheese

pothaoe on February 27, 2019

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“Philosophy is wondering if ketchup is a smoothie.”

Ben on March 5, 2019

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wisdom is also know that ketchup is not a smoothie.

potat on October 21, 2019

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omg, this is so trueXD

person on April 6, 2020

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Y'all geting it wrong

Its ok on April 23, 2020

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