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"No matter what button I push there's still a big eleven on the screen."

To which I replied, "Thats the 'pause' Mom." See also Technology.


Added by lanza130 on December 10, 2016 | You Like This |


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my mom

hi on January 20, 2017

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LOOOL i almost cried when i saw this. Thats cause theres onions being chopped downstairs

DoniGaming on December 22, 2017

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