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"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

So sayeth Ralph Wiggum. See also Cats.


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Why do people keep on posting hi and stuff?

Potato4lief on October 8, 2015

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I choo choo choose you!

Potato on January 31, 2016

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I..I..Is this even a quote? It obviously smells like cat food.

DoniGaming on December 22, 2017

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