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"Yes, English can be weird. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though."

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That's hard to read aloud

Coco on May 13, 2016

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Read rhymes with Lead And Read rhymes with Lead By Read doesnt rhyme with Lead nor does Read rhyme with Lead

Momo on December 9, 2016

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Thats funny.

Guest on February 22, 2017

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saw this on reaction time so funny

Jade on June 19, 2017

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I like potatoes

Shelby on February 2, 2018

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That's actually really funny.

cantputmynameduh on July 24, 2018

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No, no it cannot.

iamawesomedog on August 14, 2018

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ur mom 6969 on October 2, 2018

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i akshally understud it

notexactlyshakespere411 on January 20, 2019

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood, A woodchuck would chuck no amoount of wood because a wood chuck can not chuck wood.

IWANTTOBEAPOTATO on September 9, 2019

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Ok the date is wrong

ITISNOTSEPTEMBER9TH on September 9, 2019

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why am i a potato

sendhelp on June 3, 2020

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ur peeved cat on December 3, 2020

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Just like slaughter take away the "s" and its laughter

I'm a super potato on July 19, 2021

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All of though’s words should rhyme like pony and bologna

3e on October 20, 2021

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