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"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."

From comedian Ron White.


Added by aman1261 on April 14, 2014 | You Like This |


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Shim not here

Wolfy 7503 on April 26, 2014

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marie040702 on May 19, 2014

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omg lol i love this!!! xx

shannon on July 18, 2015

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scarlet on September 11, 2015

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If life gives you lemons, run before it drops some coconuts!

Cole on March 29, 2017

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if life gives you lemons and the objective is to make lemonade, shouldn't you get sugar and water as well?

YEET it's ma birthday on December 5, 2018

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