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"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."

This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.


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nice but i doubt many people will get this

a on June 3, 2019

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I do not understand. That is to much for me!!!

dumpboy on June 12, 2019

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you crazy ath

theo on July 13, 2019

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