Funny Quotes
"A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."
This is apparently Al Pacino's favorite joke, as claimed by Johnny Depp on Letterman. See also Celebrities.
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nice but i doubt many people will get this
a on June 3, 2019
I do not understand. That is to much for me!!!
dumpboy on June 12, 2019
you crazy ath
theo on July 13, 2019
idk
Hannah on July 22, 2019
skeletons can't drink! so he ordered the mop to clean up the drink that would spill on the floor after trying to do so
Vin.....Gasoline on July 29, 2019
oh i get it now
mikayla on November 22, 2019
Lmao
Why me Potato? on February 9, 2021
A bad limbo player walks into a bar
that one on July 19, 2021
it is also from a Pirates of the Caribbean movie
potato on September 20, 2022