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"OMG, my neighbour is stalking me! I saw her Google my name on her laptop through my telescope!"
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oh that´s strange
Neighbour on December 1, 2019
hmmmmmm
poop on December 2, 2019
lmao
jamesokelley on snapchat on December 5, 2019
Wow! stalker stalking stalker!!!
dsdsd on December 6, 2019
Hmmm, I wonder why...
Joe Mama on December 6, 2019
Wow
Just someone on December 8, 2019
That is banan
Banan on December 11, 2019
but y were u stalking her to know that
just_a_potato on December 11, 2019
Wait...something doesn't add up...
Glitch on December 13, 2019
Haha
HorseRiderOfficial on December 14, 2019
wtf....?
angel on December 18, 2019
how would YOU know there stalking you without stalking them?Hmmmmmm.Try to make more sense next time. Don't be wierd.
Cherity on December 18, 2019
Heh...suspiciously funny...?...
LSR on December 27, 2019
thats silly
yourdad on March 3, 2020
didnt mean it that way
stalker stalking stalker on March 10, 2020
umm.....
me...yes me on July 19, 2020
those two people are both stalkers I searched them up!!!
other person on January 5, 2021
stalking stalkers
jim on January 11, 2021
@other person, Ur a stalker who is stalking stalkers who are stalking eachother.
lol on February 9, 2021
@lol I found you too
other person on March 22, 2021
How ironic that the stalker is being stalked by another stalker. Man, the word "stalker" just seems weird now.
Yeetaleet on May 4, 2021
the irony, its like russian nesting stalkers or something
i love kittens on August 11, 2023
I had a stroke reading this
booknerd on June 8, 2024