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11. “Hey, fellas! How about this for a headline for tomorrow’s paper? ‘French Fries!’”

The last words of James French, a serial killer who was put to death by electric chair. See also Death.

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12. “Turn me over, I’m done on this side.”

Famous last words of Saint Lawrence as he was being burned alive. What a legend. See also Death, Fire.

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13. “The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.”

―G.K. Chesterton See also Bible, Religion.

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14. “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”

―Napoleon Bonaparte

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15. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”

―Robert Oppenheimer

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16. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.

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17. “Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”

―Carl Jung See also Psychology.

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18. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”

―Mark Twain See also Death.

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19. “Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.”

―Bill Murray

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20. “An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made”

―William Shakespeare See also Internet, Technology.

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