Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes

11. "I Don't Say Half of the Junk People Say I Do."

- Albert Einstein See also Science.

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13. "No matter what button I push there's still a big eleven on the screen."

To which I replied, "Thats the 'pause' Mom." See also Technology.

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14. "Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"

Asked Ron Burgundy.

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15. "You're Mean!" "No I'm Not. I'm Dad."

I mean, come on. See also Dads.

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16. "Nah."

-Rosa Parks, 1955 See also History.

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17. My Grandparents Didn't Come All the Way from Germany to See This Country Overrun by Immigrants!

Might want to rethink that one, Donald Trump. See also Hypocritical, Politics.

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19. "Donald Trump may be a rat but I have no desire to copulate with him."

Keep it classy, Ted Cruz. See also Politics, Rodents, Sex.

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20. "Time Flies Like an Arrow. Fruit Flies Like a Banana."

Groucho Marx said this.

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