Funny Quotes
Funny Quotes
11. “I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying that I approved of it.”
―Mark Twain See also Death.
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13. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”
―Andy Rooney See also Dogs.
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14. “An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true.”
―Robert Oppenheimer
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16. “An SSL error has occurred and a secure connection to the server cannot be made”
―William Shakespeare See also Internet, Technology.
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18. “Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.”
―Bob Dylan, drummer for Metallica
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19. “Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.”
―Mark Twain