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“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.


Added by That1dumass on November 11, 2022 | You Like This |



I don't think a live cat would taste very good anyhow.

Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2022

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