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“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.”

―Lemony Snicket See also Cats.

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Added by That1dumass on November 11, 2022 | You Like This |

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Yeetaleetthesecond

I don't think a live cat would taste very good anyhow.

Yeetaleetthesecond on November 14, 2022

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do not eat cats!!!!!

me on February 4, 2023

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Ummm I wouldn’t do that specially cause I’m vegetarian

I on April 26, 2023

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better yet, dont put cats in your mouth at all.

i love kittens on August 11, 2023

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I love that book series!

Gwen Stacy on September 23, 2023

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