9 Entries Tagged “Pirates”

Funny Quotes

1. “If rum can’t fix it, you’re not using enough rum.”

―Captain Jack Sparrow See also Alcohol, Pirates.

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Funny Questions

2. What Has 11 Eyes, 11 Legs, and 11 Hands?

11 pirates. See also Pirates.

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Funny Books

3. Even Pirates Poop Shop

Seriously? I thought they held it in. See also Pirates, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on February 1, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Insults

4. Landlubber

One who spends his life on land, as opposed to one at sea. A favorite insult of pirates. See also Pirates.

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Funny Things to Do

5. Walking the Plank

Up there on my things to do list. Shiver me timbers. See also Pirates.

Added by A0Broken0Ham0Sammich on March 17, 2010| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Words

6. Smithereens

Arrrgh, and then me scallywag mates went to Davy Jones Lockerrr whar evr'thing is blasted away ta smithereens! See also Pirates.

Added by a Guest on July 9, 2008| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

7. Shiver-Me-Timbers

See also Pirates.

Added by a Guest on April 26, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Videos

8. You Spin Me Round

Dead or Alive video in which the guy is wearing an eyepatch and a generous purple coat. See also 80's, Pirates.

Added by a Guest on April 18, 2007| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

9. Scurvy

See also Pirates.

Added by a Guest on July 29, 2006| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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