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Funny Euphemisms

2. Fire Straw

Aka: a cigarette See also Smoking.

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Funny Jobs

3. The Lady Who is Annoyingly Specific with Her Order, and Either Way when You're Done Demands to See the Manager

I'm pretty sure it's a real job, right? See also Annoying, Work.

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Funny Quotes

4. "Just when We Make Ends Meet, Some One Moves Them Again"

From a president, like Hoover I think?

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Funny Quotes

5. If I Was Two-faced, Would I be Wearing This One?

From everyone's favorite of the 5 presidents your remeber from civics class (my apologies to smart people) , the one, the only "Beard and Hat Man" Abraham Lincoln

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Funny Things to Do

6. When You Hug Someone Hold Them a Second Too Long and Whisper 'help Me', then Act Like Nothing Ever Happened

How to be awkward and single forever, and get lots of strange stares. Caution: you may be confronted by protective services, weird

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Funny TV Shows

7. Give an Affirmative Affirmation to the Formal Attire That You'll Only Don Once and Overpay for

or 'Say yes to the Dress' See also Weddings.

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