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171. Why Couldn't the Bicycle Stand on Its Own?

Because it was two tired. See also Bicycles, Dad Jokes.

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172. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

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173. Is Ketchup a Smoothie?

If it is, does that make cereal a soup?

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174. You're driving your canoe up a tree, then you lose a wheel. How many moose hooves does it take to reach you to the moon?

Blueberry, because snakes have elbows.

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175. Why do we have fingertips, yet don't have toetips, yet are able to tiptoe?

See also Body, Feet, Hands.

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176. What Did the Dad Buffalo Say to His Son on the First Day of School?

Bison.

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177. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

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178. How Many Introverts Does It Take Too Change a Light Bulb

Does it have to be a group activity?

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179. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?

To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.

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180. Is sand called sand because it is between the sea and land?

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