Funny Questions
Funny Questions
212. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?
Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.
Funny Questions
214. How Many Tickles Does It Take to Tickle an Octopus?
Ten-tickles. Get it? See also Seafood.
Funny Questions
215. Did You Hear About the Man with His Left Side Cut Off?
He is all RIGHT now. See also Bodies.
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Funny Questions
216. HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?
Funny Questions
218. Why is a Finished Building Called a Building? Why Not Call It a Built?
See also Architecture.
Funny Questions
220. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?
A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.