Funny Questions
Funny Questions
194. Why Couldn't the Toilet Paper Roll Cross the Road?
It got stuck in a crack. See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.
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Funny Questions
196. Why Did the Traffic Light Turn Red?
You'd be red too if you had to change in front of everyone.
Funny Questions
198. What Do You Call a Guitar-Playing Donkey with Three Legs and One Eye?
A honky-tonky, winky-wonky donkey.
Funny Questions
200. I Don't Know, Can You?
How every teacher responds to your questions. See also Annoying, Teachers.