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191. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?

Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.

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192. What Did the Fish Say when It Swam into the Wall?

Dam.

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193. How Many Tickles Does It Take to Tickle an Octopus?

Ten-tickles. Get it? See also Seafood.

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194. Did You Hear About the Man with His Left Side Cut Off?

He is all RIGHT now. See also Bodies.

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195. HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

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196. What Do You Do when Chemists Die?

Barium. See also Puns, Science.

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197. Why is a Finished Building Called a Building? Why Not Call It a Built?

See also Architecture.

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198. Hodor. Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor?

Hodor.

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199. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?

A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.

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200. In Switzerland, is Swiss Cheese Just Called Cheese?

See also Cheese.

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