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191. You're driving your canoe up a tree, then you lose a wheel. How many moose hooves does it take to reach you to the moon?

Blueberry, because snakes have elbows.

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192. Why do we have fingertips, yet don't have toetips, yet are able to tiptoe?

See also Body, Feet, Hands.

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193. What Did the Dad Buffalo Say to His Son on the First Day of School?

Bison.

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194. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

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195. How Many Introverts Does It Take Too Change a Light Bulb

Does it have to be a group activity?

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196. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?

To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.

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197. Is sand called sand because it is between the sea and land?

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198. Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House?

Of course it can, a house can't jump at all.

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199. If Jesus Can Walk on Water Can He Swim on Land?

See also Religion.

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200. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."

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