Funny Questions

Funny Questions

191. Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House?

Of course it can, a house can't jump at all.

Added by Questionmark on February 9, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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192. If Jesus Can Walk on Water Can He Swim on Land?

See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2018| 15 Comments | You Like This |

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193. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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194. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

Added by a Guest on January 6, 2018| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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195. What is Invisible and Smells Like Carrots?

Rabbit farts. See also Flatulence.

Added by a Guest on January 3, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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196. Internet Explorer is Not Your Default Browser. Set as Default?

Thanks, but no thanks. See also Computers, Internet.

Added by a Guest on December 7, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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197. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

Added by a Guest on November 26, 2017| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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198. Are You Todays Date?

Because you're an 11/10.

Added by a Guest on November 10, 2017| 13 Comments | You Like This |

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199. How Many ADHD Kids Does It Take to Fix a Lightbulb?

Lets go make a sandwich.

Added by a Guest on November 9, 2017| 30 Comments | You Like This |

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200. Where Do Animals Go if They Lose Their Tails?

The retail store.

Added by Faz on October 5, 2017| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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