You're driving your canoe up a tree, then you lose a wheel. How many moose hooves does it take to reach you to the moon?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? I feel like someone high would ask this question, their other high friend would answer, they just stare at each other for a good five minutes then just fall to the ground, sleep, wake up forgetting EVERYTHING and start the whole thing again.

Lola K on April 4, 2018

no its bumblebee, because cereal is a fruit.

Anooooooooooooosnd on April 5, 2018

10 poptarts

memelover69 on April 5, 2018

hehehehehehe

ALDEN on April 6, 2018

wtf

kay on April 6, 2018

Actually, Zebra, because computers enjoy drumming. Or was it Neon, because death is swan? I can’t quite remember....

Oof on April 11, 2018

No, its Chickens, because sun chips are made of erasers.

PotatoCat on April 16, 2018

You're all wrong. It's science, because colors are food!

The big hammy on April 16, 2018

Lol... When you didn't understand a single word of a joke but try to look like you did lmao

Potatoes are coming on April 17, 2018

potato. because chicken is a vegatable

hufflenet on April 24, 2018

Uhm... ARE YOU HIGH?

WellOkThen... on April 25, 2018

dinosaur because lamps can talk

dj48790 on May 1, 2018

Well, that's such a nice joke. Nice and rad, my dudes.

Tiny_Dancer on May 3, 2018

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

BleededEyesight on May 3, 2018

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

BleededEyesight on May 3, 2018

nope, its definitely eighty five with a remainder of obama

someoneeeeee on May 10, 2018

Dude I never thought this would get so many likes and comments

suckanegg on May 11, 2018

no its houseboat becuase silkworms can cover

TomatoPotato on May 23, 2018

because*

TomatoPotato on May 23, 2018

I was wrong, it's black bread with one hundred and purple nose grains of salt because eggs can be put into S U C C

suckanegg on May 26, 2018

best joke ever

Breanna on May 29, 2018

It’s iPad, because cats are musical notes

awesomeguy21 on June 17, 2018

how does everyone come up with more answers?? just throw random words together???

angiepanda on June 20, 2018

Soup because feet eat bunnies

person on July 8, 2018

"death is swan" Now that I stan someone with Swan in the name, I can't stop thinking of him

suckanegg on August 4, 2018

You guys are all WRONG. Now listen. Scientists recently discovered that Canada has 49 states, because Pluto doesn't exist. Because of this, gravity has been inverted and fish can now walk on their hands. However, trees have armed otters with machine guns, and they are now being sent out to fight World War 4. Based on this information, it can safely be assumed that the answer is sperm cells, because TVs are yellow.

notsurewhatmyusernameis on November 10, 2018

No, it is so obvious how did you not notice. It is 412254 roof tiles because moose hooves are magical but can only be concentrated into blueberry unicorn powder so iluminati and boom you have roof tiles

Confuzzled on November 26, 2018

no its finger because kiwis swim in the grass

uiujk on February 7, 2019

no it's fish fingers because it tastes nice with custard. anyone? ..no..? Doctor Who pun anyone...? k..

SapphireSwan on April 7, 2019

No its snake arms because 107 kiwi pools are for bananas

Banana oh nana on April 11, 2019

Guys its kind of obvious. Everyone knows that blue strawberries are transparent, which means that my seventh bedsheet's dentist will be awake at 3:62 AM tomorrow. One-third of the eighteen continents are all eating my dishwasher, so the answer is Moscow, Nigeria.

akS on April 21, 2019

well your canoe ran out of gas because it spilled out then a wheel fell out so you say 4397215317284932057413 then you eat some grass and see a snake thats a right angle

a on June 4, 2019

Nah Fill your boat and jump in the bush.

Gradually Watermelon on July 10, 2019

THIS IS NONSENSICAL CRAP.

MuzzDasYeetus on August 20, 2019

its ants because it sounds like red dancers

roricat1 on October 30, 2019

The alternate answer is potato tree minus the square parrot of toenail, divided by the singing goat-rabbit from America on Neptune. Then you half multiply it and add roof tiles as said in an earlier comment. If you want the quasithird THEN you see a snake and that is a right angle as said in an earlier comment.

LSR on October 30, 2019

Everyone knows that blue strawberries are transparent is correct when kiwi pools are for bananas. The best solar answer is TVs are yellow which is completely true as mentioned in an earlier comment. Soup because feet eat bunnies is a 287th semieightth answer which deserves an A+++ mark and flying blue mangos. eighty five with a remainder of obama is a melon cake near the canoe but not as fast.

LSR on October 30, 2019

science, because colors are food, cats are musical notes, dinosaur because lamps can talk are all very computer case answers which is good. "potato. because chicken is a vegetable" is very quintuple and intelligent but is the doubledoubledalternate answer. houseboat because silkworms can cover, is also good carrot.

LSR on October 30, 2019

Chickens, because sun chips are made of erasers is an amazing answer and is the fourth of the sliced answer. bumblebee, because cereal is a fruit is cool for an answer.

LSR on October 30, 2019

"Actually, Zebra, because computers enjoy drumming. Or was it Neon, because death is swan? I can’t quite remember...." was good remembering because it is quadruple second left correct! 10 poptarts is all that is needed to finish this equation, so thanks to all those people who sent out comments on this post, including the maker of the post. This allowed me to figure out the correct alternate answer and now we can all left angle while biking a lion. 😂😂😂😀😀😀😁😁😁😃😃😃😄😄😄☺☺☺

LSR on October 30, 2019

yay. oh dear god the lion bike is eating the mashed potato and dirt houses.

roricat1 on December 19, 2019

no, Orange because babies have tails

Humon on February 10, 2020

That was one of the most confusing things I've ever read and i love it! ❤️🦇👄🐺👩‍🎨🧟‍♀️🦄🐥🎉☮️🤣🐤 #randomcrapthathappensigeuss

ThatKidViolet on April 24, 2020

10 poptarts

memelover69 on May 20, 2020

no

potato! potato! potato! on May 20, 2020

no its bedsheets because buildings can't fly!

potato on August 17, 2020