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You're driving your canoe up a tree, then you lose a wheel. How many moose hooves does it take to reach you to the moon?

Blueberry, because snakes have elbows.

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Added by suckanegg on March 31, 2018 | You Like This |

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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? I feel like someone high would ask this question, their other high friend would answer, they just stare at each other for a good five minutes then just fall to the ground, sleep, wake up forgetting EVERYTHING and start the whole thing again.

Lola K on April 4, 2018

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no its bumblebee, because cereal is a fruit.

Anooooooooooooosnd on April 5, 2018

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10 poptarts

memelover69 on April 5, 2018

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hehehehehehe

ALDEN on April 6, 2018

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wtf

kay on April 6, 2018

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Actually, Zebra, because computers enjoy drumming. Or was it Neon, because death is swan? I canโ€™t quite remember....

Oof on April 11, 2018

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No, its Chickens, because sun chips are made of erasers.

PotatoCat on April 16, 2018

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You're all wrong. It's science, because colors are food!

The big hammy on April 16, 2018

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Lol... When you didn't understand a single word of a joke but try to look like you did lmao

Potatoes are coming on April 17, 2018

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potato. because chicken is a vegatable

hufflenet on April 24, 2018

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Uhm... ARE YOU HIGH?

WellOkThen... on April 25, 2018

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dinosaur because lamps can talk

dj48790 on May 1, 2018

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Well, that's such a nice joke. Nice and rad, my dudes.

Tiny_Dancer on May 3, 2018

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

BleededEyesight on May 3, 2018

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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

BleededEyesight on May 3, 2018

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nope, its definitely eighty five with a remainder of obama

someoneeeeee on May 10, 2018

suckanegg

Dude I never thought this would get so many likes and comments

suckanegg on May 11, 2018

TomatoPotato

no its houseboat becuase silkworms can cover

TomatoPotato on May 23, 2018

TomatoPotato

because*

TomatoPotato on May 23, 2018

suckanegg

I was wrong, it's black bread with one hundred and purple nose grains of salt because eggs can be put into S U C C

suckanegg on May 26, 2018

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best joke ever

Breanna on May 29, 2018

awesomeguy21

Itโ€™s iPad, because cats are musical notes

awesomeguy21 on June 17, 2018

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how does everyone come up with more answers?? just throw random words together???

angiepanda on June 20, 2018

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Soup because feet eat bunnies

person on July 8, 2018

suckanegg

"death is swan" Now that I stan someone with Swan in the name, I can't stop thinking of him

suckanegg on August 4, 2018

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You guys are all WRONG. Now listen. Scientists recently discovered that Canada has 49 states, because Pluto doesn't exist. Because of this, gravity has been inverted and fish can now walk on their hands. However, trees have armed otters with machine guns, and they are now being sent out to fight World War 4. Based on this information, it can safely be assumed that the answer is sperm cells, because TVs are yellow.

notsurewhatmyusernameis on November 10, 2018

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No, it is so obvious how did you not notice. It is 412254 roof tiles because moose hooves are magical but can only be concentrated into blueberry unicorn powder so iluminati and boom you have roof tiles

Confuzzled on November 26, 2018

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no its finger because kiwis swim in the grass

uiujk on February 7, 2019

SapphireSwan

no it's fish fingers because it tastes nice with custard. anyone? ..no..? Doctor Who pun anyone...? k..

SapphireSwan on April 7, 2019

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No its snake arms because 107 kiwi pools are for bananas

Banana oh nana on April 11, 2019

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Guys its kind of obvious. Everyone knows that blue strawberries are transparent, which means that my seventh bedsheet's dentist will be awake at 3:62 AM tomorrow. One-third of the eighteen continents are all eating my dishwasher, so the answer is Moscow, Nigeria.

akS on April 21, 2019

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well your canoe ran out of gas because it spilled out then a wheel fell out so you say 4397215317284932057413 then you eat some grass and see a snake thats a right angle

a on June 4, 2019

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Nah Fill your boat and jump in the bush.

Gradually Watermelon on July 10, 2019

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THIS IS NONSENSICAL CRAP.

MuzzDasYeetus on August 20, 2019

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its ants because it sounds like red dancers

roricat1 on October 30, 2019

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The alternate answer is potato tree minus the square parrot of toenail, divided by the singing goat-rabbit from America on Neptune. Then you half multiply it and add roof tiles as said in an earlier comment. If you want the quasithird THEN you see a snake and that is a right angle as said in an earlier comment.

LSR on October 30, 2019

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Everyone knows that blue strawberries are transparent is correct when kiwi pools are for bananas. The best solar answer is TVs are yellow which is completely true as mentioned in an earlier comment. Soup because feet eat bunnies is a 287th semieightth answer which deserves an A+++ mark and flying blue mangos. eighty five with a remainder of obama is a melon cake near the canoe but not as fast.

LSR on October 30, 2019

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science, because colors are food, cats are musical notes, dinosaur because lamps can talk are all very computer case answers which is good. "potato. because chicken is a vegetable" is very quintuple and intelligent but is the doubledoubledalternate answer. houseboat because silkworms can cover, is also good carrot.

LSR on October 30, 2019

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Chickens, because sun chips are made of erasers is an amazing answer and is the fourth of the sliced answer. bumblebee, because cereal is a fruit is cool for an answer.

LSR on October 30, 2019

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"Actually, Zebra, because computers enjoy drumming. Or was it Neon, because death is swan? I canโ€™t quite remember...." was good remembering because it is quadruple second left correct! 10 poptarts is all that is needed to finish this equation, so thanks to all those people who sent out comments on this post, including the maker of the post. This allowed me to figure out the correct alternate answer and now we can all left angle while biking a lion. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„โ˜บโ˜บโ˜บ

LSR on October 30, 2019

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yay. oh dear god the lion bike is eating the mashed potato and dirt houses.

roricat1 on December 19, 2019

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no, Orange because babies have tails

Humon on February 10, 2020

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That was one of the most confusing things I've ever read and i love it! โค๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐ŸŽจ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿฅ๐ŸŽ‰โ˜ฎ๏ธ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿค #randomcrapthathappensigeuss

ThatKidViolet on April 24, 2020

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10 poptarts

memelover69 on May 20, 2020

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no

potato! potato! potato! on May 20, 2020

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no its bedsheets because buildings can't fly!

potato on August 17, 2020

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