So, to be honest, i don't think anyone's gonna wanna check you out.
well, you probably won't be able to read a map, anyway.
people with a lisp will then say:
"I have a lithp :)"
9. A Woman Was Waiting Ages in the Line, So She Yelled, " Hurry Up! I've Got Starving Kids and a Mother Here!!!"
A single, non-married man replied," Well, Ma'am, we all make mistakes, don't we?
If you don't get it, the 'mistake' that the mother made was having children. See also Children.