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Funny Observations

1. Books Are Just A Remix Of A Dictionary.

so many words!

Added by SapphireSwan on April 9, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

2. Oh, You Seem To Have A Severe Case Of Verbal Diarrhea.

So, to be honest, i don't think anyone's gonna wanna check you out.

Added by SapphireSwan on April 7, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

3. You'd Get Lost With A Map In Your Hand

well, you probably won't be able to read a map, anyway.

Added by SapphireSwan on April 7, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

4. What Do You Call A Window With Soap On It?

Clean.

Added by SapphireSwan on March 23, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

5. What Do You Call A Blind Dinosaur?

...a do-you-think-he-saurus.

Added by SapphireSwan on March 23, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

6. I Fart To Make Your Odour Smell Better

Added by SapphireSwan on March 23, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

7. Why Does The Word 'Lisp' Have The Letter 's' in It...??

people with a lisp will then say:
"I have a lithp :)"

Added by SapphireSwan on March 23, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Books

8. Facebook.

A social, wi-fi dependant kind of 'book'.

Added by SapphireSwan on January 3, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Insults

10. A Woman Was Waiting Ages in the Line, So She Yelled, " Hurry Up! I've Got Starving Kids and a Mother Here!!!"

A single, non-married man replied," Well, Ma'am, we all make mistakes, don't we?



If you don't get it, the 'mistake' that the mother made was having children. See also Children.

Added by SapphireSwan on January 3, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

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