Funny Questions

Funny Questions

201. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?

To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.

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202. Is sand called sand because it is between the sea and land?

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203. Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House?

Of course it can, a house can't jump at all.

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204. If Jesus Can Walk on Water Can He Swim on Land?

See also Religion.

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205. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.
"This cabbage."

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206. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

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207. What is Invisible and Smells Like Carrots?

Rabbit farts. See also Flatulence.

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208. Internet Explorer is Not Your Default Browser. Set as Default?

Thanks, but no thanks. See also Computers, Internet.

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209. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

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210. Are You Todays Date?

Because you're an 11/10.

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