Funny Questions

Funny Questions

201. What is Invisible and Smells Like Carrots?

Rabbit farts. See also Flatulence.

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202. Internet Explorer is Not Your Default Browser. Set as Default?

Thanks, but no thanks. See also Computers, Internet.

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203. Why Did the Toilet Paper Roll Down the Hill?

To get to the bottom. See also Bathroom, Puns, Scatological.

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204. Are You Todays Date?

Because you're an 11/10.

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205. How Many ADHD Kids Does It Take to Fix a Lightbulb?

Lets go make a sandwich.

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206. Where Do Animals Go if They Lose Their Tails?

The retail store.

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207. Why Couldn't the Toilet Paper Roll Cross the Road?

It got stuck in a crack. See also Bathroom, Scatalogical.

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208. Where Are the Sour Patch Parents?

See also Candy.

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209. Why Did the Traffic Light Turn Red?

You'd be red too if you had to change in front of everyone.

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210. How Do You Clean a Dirt Floor?

By giving up.

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