Funny Questions

Funny Questions

201. Do Crabs Think Fish Can Fly?

See also Seafood.

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202. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?

Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.

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203. What Did the Fish Say when It Swam into the Wall?

Dam.

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204. How Many Tickles Does It Take to Tickle an Octopus?

Ten-tickles. Get it? See also Seafood.

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205. Did You Hear About the Man with His Left Side Cut Off?

He is all RIGHT now. See also Bodies.

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206. HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPS LOCK?

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207. What Do You Do when Chemists Die?

Barium. See also Puns, Science.

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209. Hodor. Hodor Hodor, Hodor Hodor?

Hodor.

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210. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?

A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.

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