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231. Why Can't a Blonde Dial 911?

Because she can't find the eleven.

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232. What Has 75 Balls and Keeps the Ladies Smiling?

Bingo.

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233. What Do You Call A Magic Owl?

Hoodini. See also Birds.

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234. What's the Difference Between a Calendar and You?

A calendar has dates. ROASTED.

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235. If I Asked You Out, Would the Answer be the Same as the Answer to This Question?

See also Conundrums.

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236. What Would George Washington Do if He Were Alive Today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin. See also Presidents.

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237. Did You Know That if You Get a Friend to Trace the Moles on Your Back, It Spells "Two Losers?"

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238. Is the S or C Silent in the Word Scent?

We may never know.

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239. Does Killing a Spider Make Their Gene Pool More Sneaky?

Let the stupid spiders reproduce by using a catch and release method instead. See also Spiders.

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240. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

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