Funny Questions
Funny Questions
222. What Do You Call a Dinosaur with Good Vocabulary?
A thesaurus. See also Dinosaurs.
Funny Questions
224. Did the Middle of My Sentence Interrupt the Beginning of Your Sentence?
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny question.
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226. Who Closes the Door when the Bus Driver Leaves the Bus?
Funny Questions
227. When Your Waiting for a Waiter in a Resturant Aren't You a Waiter?
Funny Questions
228. What Did the Hat Say to the Other Hat?
Funny Questions
229. If Loose Means to Untie a Knot, Why Do People Say "Unloose" the Knot?
Wouldn't "unloose" mean to retie? See also Shoes.
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230. What Do You Call a Snobbish Criminal Going Down the Stairs?
A condescending con descending. See also Crime.