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What Do You Do when Chemists Die?

Barium. See also Puns, Science.


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React horribly

LadyPanda on April 2, 2017

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Keel over and die

Skrublord69 on April 3, 2017

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kath on April 3, 2017

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tell his family about the horrific tragedy that has recently occurred and watch as his children burst into waterfalls of tears then solemnly drive home before attempting to take rest, although knowing your efforts will be in vein as for weeks upon weeks after this scarring occasion all your nights are sleepless. or just BARIUM LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

gay4potatoes on April 4, 2017

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burn his dead body with sulfuric acid and then extinguish the fire with helium

Jhanzeb Saif on July 14, 2017

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Well, you first obviously have to try to Helium and Curium before you Barium.

ACloneBotDroid on April 19, 2018

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