Funny Questions
Funny Questions
161. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?
Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.
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163. You're driving your canoe up a tree, then you lose a wheel. How many moose hooves does it take to reach you to the moon?
Blueberry, because snakes have elbows.
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164. Why do we have fingertips, yet don't have toetips, yet are able to tiptoe?
Yoo-hoooo! Be a doll and add a funny question.
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166. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?
To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.
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167. How Many Introverts Does It Take Too Change a Light Bulb
Does it have to be a group activity?
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168. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?
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169. Is sand called sand because it is between the sea and land?
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170. Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House?
Of course it can, a house can't jump at all.