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161. Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?

Because thou hast no class. See also Schools.

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162. If I Had a Dollar for Every Time I Had a Dollar, Would I Have Infinite Dollars?

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163. You Know What's Really Odd?

Numbers that can't be divided by 2. See also Dad Jokes.

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164. Are You Alright?

No I'm half left. See also Dad Jokes.

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165. What Do You Want Me to Do? Have a Basket for Each Egg?

Homer Simpson after being told not to put all his eggs in one basket. See also Simpsons.

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166. Did You Hear About the Mathematician Who is Scared of Negative Numbers?

He will stop at nothing to avoid them. See also Math.

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167. When is a Door Not a Door?

When it's ajar.

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168. How Do You Feel?

With my hands. See also Dad Jokes.

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169. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

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170. Why is Peter Pan Always Flying?

Because he Neverlands.

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