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161. If Snails Are So Slow, Why Don't We Ever See Them Coming? It's Like... Boom, There's a Snail.

Maybe they're only slow when we're watching...

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162. What Do You Call a Bisexual in a Heterosexual Relationship?

A bisexual.

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163. If April Showers Bring May Flowers What Do May Flowers Bring?

The pilgrims. See also History.

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164. Why do shoelaces, which are meant to stay tied, come untied after walking a few steps, yet headphones, which are meant to stay straight, get all tangled up and take lots of skill to untie?

See also Accessories, Annoying, Shoes.

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165. I Wonder Where Noah Kept the Woodpeckers on His Ark?

See also Bible.

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166. Isn't a Thesaurus a Dinosaur?

Asked the ignorant 10-year-old me. See also Dinosaurs, Grammar.

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167. What's the Past Tense of Yeet?

1: Yeeted. 2. Yeeten. 3: Yote. 4: Yoot. 5: Yet. 6: Yat. 7: Yoten. 8: Yute. 9: Yeed. 10: Yeet. 11: Yot. 12: Yuted. 13: Yoted. 14: Yee. 15: Yest.

Cast your vote in the comments. See also Grammar.

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168. What if There's a Ghost Break-Dancing Next to You?

It's possible. William Shakespeare's ghost could be aggressively breakdancing by you, and you wouldn't even know. See also Ghosts.

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169. How Do You Make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it. See also Religion.

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170. Is a Zebra White with Black Stripes or Black with White Stripes?

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