Funny Questions

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141. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?

When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 21, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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142. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?

So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 3, 2019| 8 Comments | You Like This |

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143. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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144. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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145. Did You Hear the Joke About the Broom?

It's sweeping the country. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on July 11, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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146. What's the Dumbest Animal in the Jungle?

A polar bear.

Added by a Guest on July 6, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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147. What Do You Call a Fake Noodle?

An Impasta. See also Pasta.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2019| 7 Comments | You Like This |

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148. Why Don't You Ever See Elephants Hiding in Trees?

Because they're good at it.

Added by a Guest on June 17, 2019| Comment | You Like This |

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149. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

Added by a Guest on June 12, 2019| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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150. Which Planet is the Sun?

Asked my dumb friend. See also Planets.

Added by a Guest on May 8, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

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