Funny Questions

Funny Questions

141. If You Punch Yourself and It Hurts Are You Weak, or Strong?

See also Paradox.

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142. Where Are My Pants?

See also Pants.

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143. Airplane Food, Amirite?

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144. How Do Canadians Spell Canada?

C, eh? N, eh? D, eh? See also Canadian.

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145. What Do You Get when You Put Nutella on Salmon?

Salmonella. See also Chocolate.

Added by trexalex on September 2, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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146. Does Anyone Put Gloves in a Glove Box?

When it's cold, I'm wearing 'em, otherwise they are not around. Is it still a glove box then? See also Cars, Old-Timey.

Added by MsKnowItAll on August 21, 2019| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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147. How Come Flammable and Inflammable Mean the Same Thing?

So what word tells someone that something ISN'T easy to catch fire?

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148. Since There's an Untimely Death, What Constitutes a Timely Death?

Well, he died on Wednesday, we buried him on Friday, and still had the weekend free! That's timing! See also Death, Weekends.

Added by MsKnowItAll on July 30, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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149. What is Plaid and Has a Snout?

A detective dog! See also Dogs.

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150. Did You Hear the Joke About the Broom?

It's sweeping the country. See also Dad Jokes.

Added by a Guest on July 11, 2019| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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