9 Entries Tagged “Pants”

Funny Phrases

1. Yo Tengo Un Gato En Mis Pantalones

See also Cats, Pants, Spanish.

Added by a Guest on July 14, 2021| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Things

2. Pants Pocket Answering Machine

"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.

Added by MsKnowItAll on December 15, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

3. Where Are My Pants?

See also Pants.

Added by a Guest on October 8, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

4. Ripped Jeans

Otherwise known as paying for something broken. See also Pants.

Added by a Guest on October 15, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

5. Pants on the Side of the Road

How did they get there? See also Pants.

Added by a Guest on May 18, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Euphemisms

6. Pantless Thundergoose

Also known as an ostrich. See also Birds, Pants.

Added by a Guest on March 10, 2018| Comment | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

7. Pants in the Lost and Found

Makes you wonder how they lost them. See also Pants.

Added by a Guest on March 6, 2017| 11 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Clothes

8. Bowyangs

Straps that holds the pants legs in place. See also Australian, Pants.

Added by a Guest on August 3, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Phobias

9. Pantophobia

No, not a fear of pants, but the fear of everything. So I guess that actually includes the fear of pants. See also Pants.

Added by NyxView on June 20, 2015| 14 Comments | You Like This |

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