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Pants Pocket Answering Machine

"I'm sorry, I'm not in my pants right now so I'm probably having a really good time... but leave a message..." See also Made Up, Pants.


Added by MsKnowItAll on December 15, 2019 | You Like This |


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i think that's a phone...

emily on February 13, 2020

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or not

oof on June 11, 2020

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omg i looked at that and thought "mature humor"

friendlyfish on November 30, 2020

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