Funny Questions

Funny Questions

91. You're driving your canoe up a tree, then you lose a wheel. How many moose hooves does it take to reach you to the moon?

Blueberry, because snakes have elbows.

Added by suckanegg on March 31, 2018| 45 Comments | You Like This |

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92. Why do we have fingertips, yet don't have toetips, yet are able to tiptoe?

See also Body, Feet, Hands.

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93. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

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94. What Did the Dad Buffalo Say to His Son on the First Day of School?

Bison.

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95. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?

To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.

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96. How Many Introverts Does It Take Too Change a Light Bulb

Does it have to be a group activity?

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97. Is sand called sand because it is between the sea and land?

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98. If Jesus Can Walk on Water Can He Swim on Land?

See also Religion.

Added by a Guest on February 9, 2018| 12 Comments | You Like This |

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99. Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House?

Of course it can, a house can't jump at all.

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100. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.

This cabbage.

Added by a Guest on January 7, 2018| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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