Funny Questions

Funny Questions

91. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

See also Witches.

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92. What did the seal with a broken flipper say to the shark?

Do not consume if seal is broken. See also Sharks.

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93. If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?

See also Cartoons.

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94. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.

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95. Who broke into my bar and stole our limbo stick?

Seriously, how low can you go?

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96. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

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97. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?

Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?

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98. What if Dogs Only Fetch Because They Think That Throwing the Ball or Stick Makes You Happy?

See also Dogs.

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99. Why Don't They Remove the Head at the Start of Scooby-doo?

If 100% of my cases were solved by removing the head, I would definitely start by doing that. So why wait? See also Cartoons.

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100. What Do You Call Someone with No Body and No Nose?

Nobody knows. See also Body.

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