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91. What Do You Call a Fake Noodle?

An Impasta. See also Pasta.

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92. Why Don't You Ever See Elephants Hiding in Trees?

Because they're good at it.

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93. What's Orange and Sounds Like a Carrot?

A parrot. See also Birds, Vegetables.

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94. If someone is 99 pounds and they eat 1 pound of nachos, are they 1% nacho?

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95. Why do parents lower the volume in the car when they are trying to find a street address?

It makes no sense. See also Cars, Parents.

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96. Which Planet is the Sun?

Asked my dumb friend. See also Planets.

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97. What is Forest Grump's Password?

1Forest1. See also Computers.

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98. At what point does a leaflet become a pamphlet?

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99. What's the Difference Between a Hippo and a Zippo?

One's really heavy, the others a little lighter.

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100. Shall I Compare Thee to a Summer's Day?

Because thou hast no class. See also Schools.

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