Funny Questions
Funny Questions
91. What Did One Snowman Say to Another Snowman?
Does it smell like carrots to you? See also Winter.
Funny Questions
94. What Came First, the Chicken or the Egg?
No one cares. We eat both. See also Poultry.
Funny Questions
95. Where is South Africa?
You're not that dumb. I refuse to believe it. See also African, Redundant.
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Funny Questions
96. Why Did the Snowman Drop His Pants?
Because he had no snow-belt. See also Winter.
Funny Questions
97. Why is English So Funny?
Because this sentence is actually correct: "All the faith he had had had had no effect on the outcome of his life."
Funny Questions
99. Why Are Firetrucks Red?
According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.