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93. Why Did Suzie Fall off the Swing?

Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Suzie.

Added by lolzor on October 7, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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94. Does Killing a Spider Make Their Gene Pool More Sneaky?

Let the stupid spiders reproduce by using a catch and release method instead. See also Spiders.

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95. Is the S or C Silent in the Word Scent?

We may never know.

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96. Why Can't You Hear a Pterodactyl When It's Using the Bathroom?

Because the P is silent. See also Bathroom, Dinosaurs.

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97. What is Red and Invisible?

No tomatoes. See also Fruits.

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98. What if Michael Jackson Didn't Start with the Man in the Mirror?

See also Celebrities.

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100. When Someone Yawns, Do Deaf People Think They're Screaming?

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