Funny Questions

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91. What Kind of Shoes Does a Kidnapper Wear?

White Vans. See also Shoes.

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92. Why Are Firetrucks Red?

According to Siri, "Because fire trucks have eight wheels and four people, and eight plus four is twelve, and there are twelve inches in a foot, and one foot is a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, and Queen Elizabeth was also a ship, and the ship sailed the seas, and in the seas are fish, and fish have fins, and the Finns fought the Russians, and the Russians are red, and fire trucks are always "Russian" around." See also Computers.

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93. Why Can't a Blonde Dial 911?

Because she can't find the eleven.

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94. What Has 75 Balls and Keeps the Ladies Smiling?

Bingo.

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95. What Do You Call A Magic Owl?

Hoodini. See also Birds.

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96. What's the Difference Between a Calendar and You?

A calendar has dates. ROASTED.

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97. What Would George Washington Do if He Were Alive Today?

Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin. See also Presidents.

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100. Why Did Suzie Fall off the Swing?

Because she had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Suzie.

Added by lolzor on October 7, 2015| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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