Funny Questions

Funny Questions

51. Why Did the Traffic Light Turn Red?

You'd be red too if you had to change in front of everyone.

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52. How Do You Clean a Dirt Floor?

By giving up.

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53. What Do You Call a Guitar-Playing Donkey with Three Legs and One Eye?

A honky-tonky, winky-wonky donkey.

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54. How Much Are the Free Samples?

See also Food, Ironic, Redundant.

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55. I Don't Know, Can You?

How every teacher responds to your questions. See also Annoying, Teachers.

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56. Why Don't They Have Flavoured Hay for Horses?

See also Horses.

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57. You Know What I Like About People?

Their dogs. See also Dogs.

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58. Oh Yeah?

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59. Do Crabs Think Fish Can Fly?

See also Seafood.

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60. Why Didn't the Skeleton Go to the Prom?

Because he had no body to go with. See also Puns.

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