Funny Questions

Funny Questions

42. I Wonder Where Noah Kept the Woodpeckers on His Ark?

See also Bible.

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43. Isn't a Thesaurus a Dinosaur?

Asked the ignorant 10-year-old me. See also Dinosaurs, Grammar.

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44. What's the Past Tense of Yeet?

1: Yeeted. 2. Yeeten. 3: Yote. 4: Yoot. 5: Yet. 6: Yat. 7: Yoten. 8: Yute. 9: Yeed. 10: Yeet. 11: Yot. 12: Yuted. 13: Yoted. 14: Yee. 15: Yest.

Cast your vote in the comments. See also Grammar.

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45. What if There's a Ghost Break-Dancing Next to You?

It's possible. William Shakespeare's ghost could be aggressively breakdancing by you, and you wouldn't even know. See also Ghosts.

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46. How Do You Make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it. See also Religion.

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48. Why Couldn't the Bicycle Stand on Its Own?

Because it was two tired. See also Bicycles, Dad Jokes.

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49. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

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50. Is Ketchup a Smoothie?

If it is, does that make cereal a soup?

Added by a Guest on April 10, 2018| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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