Funny Questions

Funny Questions

41. Why Do Squirrels Always Float on Their Backs in Water?

To keep their nuts dry. See also Rodents, Sophomoric.

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42. What Did the Dad Buffalo Say to His Son on the First Day of School?

Bison.

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43. Why Did the Chicken Go to the Seance?

To get to the other side! See also Chickens, Puns.

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44. How Many Introverts Does It Take Too Change a Light Bulb

Does it have to be a group activity?

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45. Is sand called sand because it is between the sea and land?

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46. If Jesus Can Walk on Water Can He Swim on Land?

See also Religion.

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47. Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than a House?

Of course it can, a house can't jump at all.

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48. What's Invisible, Green, and Round?

Holds up hand without anything in it.

This cabbage.

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49. Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

The world's funniest joke. See also German, Monty Python.

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50. What is Invisible and Smells Like Carrots?

Rabbit farts. See also Flatulence.

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