Funny Questions
Funny Questions
21. Why did you eat your baby?
My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.
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22. If three out of ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other seven enjoy it?
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24. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?
See also Guns.
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25. Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.
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26. What happens when you glue a paperclip to tape on a stapler?
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29. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?
Three. See also Birds.
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30. I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my life?
I'm scared to know. See also Pizza.