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21. When is a Door Not a Door?

When it's ajar.

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22. How Do You Feel?

With my hands.

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23. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

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24. Why is Peter Pan Always Flying?

Because he Neverlands. 🥁

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25. Can Fish Get Thirsty?

See also Fish.

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26. What Starts with “C”, Ends with “T”, and Has the Letters “U” and “N” in Between?

Cnut the Great, who was King of Denmark, England and Norway, together often referred to as the “North Sea Empire” between the years of 1016-1035. He is popularly invoked in the context of the legend of King Canute and the tide, which usually misrepresents him as a deluded monarch believing he has supernatural powers, contrary to the original legend which portrays a wise king who rebuked his courtiers for their fawning behaviour.

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27. When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?

Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.

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28. Want To Know How I Got To Iraq?

Iran. See also Countries.

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29. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?

Married. See also Marriage.

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