Funny Questions

Funny Questions

21. Why did you eat your baby?

My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.

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23. What do you call a person that sews quickly?

Tailor Swift.

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24. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?

See also Guns.

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25. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.

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26. What happens when you glue a paperclip to tape on a stapler?

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27. What Does a Strong Dog Say?

Buff, buff. See also Dogs.

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28. Why Did the Rooster Cross the Road?

He just wanted to fit in, okay?

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30. I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my life?

I'm scared to know. See also Pizza.

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