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31. Isn't a Thesaurus a Dinosaur?

Asked the ignorant 10-year-old me. See also Dinosaurs, Grammar.

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32. What's the Past Tense of Yeet?

1: Yeeted. 2. Yeeten. 3: Yote. 4: Yoot. 5: Yet. 6: Yat. 7: Yoten. 8: Yute. 9: Yeed. 10: Yeet. 11: Yot. 12: Yuted. 13: Yoted. 14: Yee. 15: Yest.

Cast your vote in the comments. See also Grammar.

Added by suckanegg on August 4, 2018| 39 Comments | You Like This |

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33. What if There's a Ghost Break-Dancing Next to You?

It's possible. William Shakespeare's ghost could be aggressively breakdancing by you, and you wouldn't even know. See also Ghosts.

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34. How Do You Make Holy Water?

You boil the hell out of it. See also Religion.

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36. Why Couldn't the Bicycle Stand on Its Own?

Because it was two tired. See also Bicycles, Dad Jokes.

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37. Why Should You Never Give Elsa a Balloon?

Because she'll let it go. See also Disney.

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38. Is Ketchup a Smoothie?

If it is, does that make cereal a soup?

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39. You're driving your canoe up a tree, then you lose a wheel. How many moose hooves does it take to reach you to the moon?

Blueberry, because snakes have elbows.

Added by suckanegg on March 31, 2018| 30 Comments | You Like This |

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40. Why do we have fingertips, yet don't have toetips, yet are able to tiptoe?

See also Body, Feet, Hands.

Added by a Guest on March 15, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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