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31. What do you call a person that sews quickly?

Tailor Swift.

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32. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?

See also Guns.

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33. Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.

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34. What happens when you glue a paperclip to tape on a stapler?

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35. What Does a Strong Dog Say?

Buff, buff. See also Dogs.

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36. Why Did the Rooster Cross the Road?

He just wanted to fit in, okay?

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37. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?

Three. See also Birds.

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38. I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my life?

I'm scared to know. See also Pizza.

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39. I wonder what my dog named me?

Probably just *bark.* See also Dogs.

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40. Are those who sneeze a lot the most blessed?

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