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31. What's the Opposite of a Firefly?

A waterfall.

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32. If Everyone Had a Rhyming Name Like "Bill Nye the Science Guy," What Would Yours Be?

Another example, "Jeffery Dahmer the People Nommer"

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33. What Does IDK Stand For?

Friend: I Don't Know.
Me: Okay, I'll ask someone else then.

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34. Is a Hotdog a Sandwich?

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35. Does Anyone Else Feel Cheated When You Wake Up Before Your Alarm Goes Off?

I sure do.

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36. What's a Foot Long and Slippery?

A slipper. See also Shoes.

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37. Are Dwayne Johnson and The Rock Related?

They look alike. See also Celebrities.

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38. If Poison Expires, is It Less Dangerous or More Dangerous?

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39. Why Do Elephants Paint Their Toenails Red?

So they can hide in cherry trees.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
Exactly.

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40. Why Don't Snakes Like High Fives?

Because it reminds them that they don't have any arms. See also Reptiles, Snakes.

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