Funny Questions

Funny Questions

31. Do prison buses have emergency exits?

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32. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta. See also Puns.

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34. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?

Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.

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35. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

See also Witches.

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36. What did the seal with a broken flipper say to the shark?

Do not consume if seal is broken. See also Sharks.

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37. If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?

See also Cartoons.

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38. Who broke into my bar and stole our limbo stick?

Seriously, how low can you go?

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39. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.

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40. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

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