Funny Questions
Funny Questions
11. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?
See also Guns.
Funny Questions
12. Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.
Funny Questions
13. What happens when you glue a paperclip to tape on a stapler?
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Funny Questions
16. How many seagulls would you have to find in your house before you got suspicious that someone was putting them there?
Three. See also Birds.
Funny Questions
17. I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my life?
I'm scared to know. See also Pizza.