Funny Questions
Funny Questions
12. What Even is a Turtle Dove?
Something I wonder every Christmas but always forget to search up. See also Christmas.
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13. If you tear off you leg and whack someone with it, are you hitting them or kicking them?
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14. What do you call a polar bear wearing headphones?
Anything you want, it can’t hear you.
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15. Questions about Chip ‘n’ Dale
What's up with them? Do they have a house? Do they have other family? Do they live together or separate? What kind of chipmunks are they? What region of the world do they live in? Why are they so tall at the Disney parks? Why does Dale have a red nose? See also Disney.
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16. Why did you eat your baby?
My friend’s 3-year old, when I was pregnant. See also Pregnancy.
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17. If three out of ten people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean the other seven enjoy it?
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19. If someone with no arms had a gun in their pocket, are they armed or unarmed?
See also Guns.
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20. Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender. See also Numbers.