Funny Questions
Funny Questions
11. Who is Jose, and Why Do Things Not Go His Way?
Funny Questions
13. Who is Pete, and Why Are We Doing Things for His Sake?
Funny Questions
14. Are You My Appendix?
Because this feeling in my gut makes me want to take you out. See also Pickup Line.
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15. What’s the Use of a Story That Teaches You Nothing About Feeding Geese?
Kind sir, might you lend a hand and add a funny question?
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16. Why is One Side of the V-formation of Ducks Flying Overhead Longer Than the Other?
It has more ducks. See also Birds.
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17. Why is It Called a Grandfather Clock?
Just look at the low-handing pendulum as it swings from side to side.
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19. What's a Ghost's Favorite Berry?
A boo-nana. Because blueberries aren't actually berries but bananas are. See also Halloween.