Funny Questions
Funny Questions
61. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?
Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.
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62. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
See also Witches.
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63. What did the seal with a broken flipper say to the shark?
Do not consume if seal is broken. See also Sharks.
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66. Why did the can crusher quit his job?
Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.
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67. Why do fish live in salt water?
Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.
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68. If the Person Who Invented the Walkie Talkie Invented Something Else, What Would They Call it?
Would a car be a Drovey Wovey?
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69. What if Dogs Only Fetch Because They Think That Throwing the Ball or Stick Makes You Happy?
See also Dogs.
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70. Why Don't They Remove the Head at the Start of Scooby-doo?
If 100% of my cases were solved by removing the head, I would definitely start by doing that. So why wait? See also Cartoons.