Funny Questions
Funny Questions
63. How do I tell my parents I’m adopted?
Funny Questions
64. Wait, where’d all my money go?
“Oh yeah, I’m riding it.”
― Me on My $5,000 Horse See also Horses, Money.
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66. Is a gingerbread man made of his house, or is his house made of him?
See also Dessert.
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67. What was the person who discovered milk doing to the cow?
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68. What's the Biggest Mammal in the World?
Dumb kid: An elephant.
Smart kid: A whale.
Me: Yo mamma.
See also Yo Mama.
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69. Hey, do you want to hear a joke?
Nevermind, I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.
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70. If “guns don’t kill people, people kill people,” then does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?
See also Guns.