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61. Is a gingerbread man made of his house, or is his house made of him?

See also Dessert.

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62. What was the person who discovered milk doing to the cow?

Seriously. See also Cows, Dairy.

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63. What's the Biggest Mammal in the World?

Dumb kid: An elephant.
Smart kid: A whale.
Me: Yo mamma.
See also Yo Mama.

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64. Hey, do you want to hear a joke?

Nevermind, I was going to tell a joke about time travel, but you didn't like it.

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65. If “guns don’t kill people, people kill people,” then does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?

See also Guns.

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66. Do prison buses have emergency exits?

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67. Are children who act in R-rated movies allowed to see them?

See also Children.

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68. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta. See also Puns.

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69. Can You Raed Tihs? If So, Tehn Cnogrtas. Mnay Poelpe Cna't. All Taht You Hvae to Do is Mkae Srue Taht the Frsit and Lsat Lteerts Saty the Smae.

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70. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?

Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.

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