Funny Questions

Funny Questions

71. Do prison buses have emergency exits?

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72. Are children who act in R-rated movies allowed to see them?

See also Children.

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73. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta. See also Puns.

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74. Can You Raed Tihs? If So, Tehn Cnogrtas. Mnay Poelpe Cna't. All Taht You Hvae to Do is Mkae Srue Taht the Frsit and Lsat Lteerts Saty the Smae.

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75. Why Don’t You See Elephants Playing Hide and Seek?

Because they are so good at it. See also Elephants.

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76. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

See also Witches.

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77. What did the seal with a broken flipper say to the shark?

Do not consume if seal is broken. See also Sharks.

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78. If Spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?

See also Cartoons.

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79. Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing. See also Soda.

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80. Who broke into my bar and stole our limbo stick?

Seriously, how low can you go?

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