Funny Questions

Funny Questions

71. What is a foot long, is made mostly of leather, and sounds like a sneeze?

A Shoe. See also Shoes.

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72. Why is Peter Pan Always Flying?

Because he Neverlands. 🥁

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73. Can Fish Get Thirsty?

See also Fish.

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74. When a bee is in your hand, what is in your eye?

Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder. See also Bees, Puns.

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75. Want To Know How I Got To Iraq?

Iran. See also Countries.

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76. What Do You Call a Man with No Money and Ten Pairs of Pants?

Married. See also Marriage.

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78. What Does “IDK” Mean?

No one knows. I’ve been asking everyone.

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79. Who is Looking at This Entry?

You and the creepy murderer behind you. See also Pranks.

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