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If “guns don’t kill people, people kill people,” then does that mean toasters don’t toast toast, toast toasts toast?

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It should be toasters don’t toast toast, People toast toast

YaBoi on March 23, 2021

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then that means wind doesnt blow the leaf... the leaf blows the leaf ??????

sad. on March 24, 2021

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you toast the toast.

h on March 29, 2021

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potato on March 30, 2021


i guess????????????

unfunnymemelord on April 12, 2021

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No it means people toast toast

dd on April 14, 2021

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idk lol

Steven Universe on April 30, 2021


Wind dosen’t move water, water moves water?

ThinkingOutLoud on May 28, 2021

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The heat doesn’t melt the chocolate, chocolate melts chocolate

Me on June 1, 2021

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Technically, toasters don't toast toast at all. They toast bread. 🤷‍♀️

PotatoPete on June 4, 2021

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What if you’ve taken the toast out but it’s not toasted enough so you put it back in? Then your toasting toast

Me on June 8, 2021

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lyla on July 28, 2021

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