45 Entries Tagged “Fish”
Funny Anti-Jokes
11. What Does My Dad and Nemo Have in Common?
They both can't be found. See also Dark, Fish.
Funny Quotes
12. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”
―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.
Funny Advice
13. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.
See also Fish.
Funny Anti-Jokes
15. Two Fish Were in a Tank…
And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.
Funny Animals
16. Bony-Eared Assfish
Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.
Funny Questions
17. Why do fish live in salt water?
Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.
Funny Animals
19. Red-Lipped Batfish
The red-lipped batfish (or Galapagos batfish) is a weird looking fish found around the Galapagos Islands and off the shore of Peru. See also Fish.