38 Entries Tagged “Fish”

Funny Sayings

11. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

12. Red-Lipped Batfish

The red-lipped batfish (or Galapagos batfish) is a weird looking fish found around the Galapagos Islands and off the shore of Peru. See also Fish.

Added by AnimalKing360 on April 20, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Questions

13. If humans can see water, can fish see the air?

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

14. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

15. Two Fish Are in a Tank

One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.

Added by Anonymoose on December 19, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Diseases

16. Fish Odor Syndrome

A metabolism disorder in which toxins get into ones sweat and urine, and makes one smell like fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on June 5, 2019| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

17. Boops Boops

This is an actual fish. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on March 2, 2019| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

18. Can Fish Get Thirsty?

See also Fish.

Added by Bradin on December 14, 2018| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Things to Do

19. Taking a Can of Tuna to a Vet and Asking "Can You Fix Him?"

See also Fish, Pets, Pranks.

Added by discodonuts on December 2, 2018| 6 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

20. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

Blind. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on July 29, 2018| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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