43 Entries Tagged “Fish”

Funny Advice

11. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on April 20, 2021| 16 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Products

12. The Wunder Boner

Not what you think. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on March 9, 2021| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

13. Two Fish Were in a Tank…

And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.

Added by a Guest on October 25, 2020| 7 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

14. Bony-Eared Assfish

Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on October 21, 2020| 4 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

15. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on September 30, 2020| 1 Comment | You Like This |

Funny Sayings

16. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on April 30, 2020| 5 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Animals

17. Red-Lipped Batfish

The red-lipped batfish (or Galapagos batfish) is a weird looking fish found around the Galapagos Islands and off the shore of Peru. See also Fish.

Added by AnimalKing360 on April 20, 2020| 2 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Questions

18. If humans can see water, can fish see the air?

See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

19. What Do You Call a Fish with No Eyes?

A Fsh. See also Fish.

Added by a Guest on February 24, 2020| 3 Comments | You Like This |

Funny Anti-Jokes

20. Two Fish Are in a Tank

One turns to the other and asks, “How do you drive this thing?” Then the fish die due to lack of water. See also Fish.

Added by Anonymoose on December 19, 2019| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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