44 Entries Tagged “Fish”

Funny Quotes

11. “It’s okay to eat fish because they don't have any feelings.”

―Kurt Cobain See also Fish.

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Funny Advice

12. If you teach a man to fish, you feed him for one day. If you feed him to the fishes then he’ll never be hungry again.

Funny Products

13. The Wunder Boner

Not what you think. See also Fish.

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Funny Anti-Jokes

14. Two Fish Were in a Tank…

And one said to the other, “How do you drive this thing?” See also Fish, Pets.

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Funny Animals

15. Bony-Eared Assfish

Do not bite the hand that names you. Seriously, a real animal. See also Fish.

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Funny Questions

16. Why do fish live in salt water?

Because they’d sneeze if they lived in pepper water. See also Fish.

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Funny Sayings

17. You Can Teach a Man to Fish...

But you can't teach a fish to man. See also Fish.

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Funny Animals

18. Red-Lipped Batfish

The red-lipped batfish (or Galapagos batfish) is a weird looking fish found around the Galapagos Islands and off the shore of Peru. See also Fish.

Added by AnimalKing360 on April 20, 2020| 2 Comments | 9 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Questions

19. If humans can see water, can fish see the air?