Unit8787's Entries

Funny Names

1. Skateboard

"Ah yes, our cats, Creampuff and Skateboard!"

Added by Unit8787 on May 16, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Things

2. A Doorknob as Your District Token in the Hunger Games

Actually happened once.

Added by Unit8787 on May 11, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Movies

3. The Fundamentals Of Caring

Apparently about how to become a good caregiver, and not a movie on how to give a s**t, like what I thought it was.

Added by Unit8787 on May 8, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Quotes

4. "Every Time I Had a Problem, I Just Threw a Molotov Cocktail, and Boom! Right Away, I Had a Different Problem."

-Jason, The Good Place.

Added by Unit8787 on May 8, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Songs

5. Teto Territory

A song where a singing synthesizer sings about wanting to be as good as the other synthesizers, how much she loves bread, how she's not 31, and DO NOT CALL HER HAIR DRILLS.

Added by Unit8787 on May 8, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Words

6. Juoksentelisinkohan

Finnish for “I wonder if I should run around aimlessly?” I’d use this every day if I could pronounce it.

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Funny Insults

7. You Look Like You Know What Your Feet Taste Like

Added by Unit8787 on May 5, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike

Funny Anti-Jokes

8. What Do You Call a Reptile That Smokes Pot?

A mar-iguana

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Funny Insults

9. You Give Me the Impression You Care What Impression You Give Me

Added by Unit8787 on April 24, 2025| Comment | 20 people like this You Like This | Unlike

Funny Insults

10. You Look Like...

You say you just "write for fun" on online fanfiction networks, but then cry into your pillow when your newest chapter didn't get a single comment or upvote. Believe me. If you didn't care you wouldn't post it.

Added by Unit8787 on April 24, 2025| Comment | Like You Like This | Unlike