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Funny Observations

11. If 24-hour clocks started at 23:59 and counted down until 00:01, people might get more done.

Race against the clock. See also Work.

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Funny Sayings

12. If Tomatoes Are Fruit, Ketchup is Jam.

A jam sandwich but it is ketchup.

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Funny Sayings

13. Heat, Pressure, Time. The Three Things That Make a Diamond, Are Also the Things That Make a Waffle.

Diamonds are just really tough waffles, or maybe waffles are just really soft diamonds.

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Funny Things to Do

14. Eat Ice

Be a freak.

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Funny Euphemisms

15. A Squad

Also known as a group of squids.

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Funny Questions

16. Why Do People Say "tuna Fish" but Not "chicken Bird."

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Funny Questions

17. I wonder if there are any time combinations I haven't seen yet?

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Funny Sayings

18. The asteroid that killed all the dinosaurs was technically the highest ratio of killing birds to one stone in history.

Massive killstreak. See also Dinosaurs.

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