Funny Diseases


A rare condition in which one believes he or she is a cow. The most famous historic example is King Nebuchadnezzar, who, according to Bible "was driven from men and did eat grass as oxen." See also Cows.


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Ur mum lol

Bruh on March 13, 2019

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that joke needs to stop.

Tourmaline on March 27, 2019

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IDK on June 10, 2019

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Grass tastes pretty great though.

I might be a cow??? on January 21, 2020

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never tasted grass before

not a cow, a sleepy cow on December 23, 2020

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lmao what

Definitely not a cow on November 9, 2021

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