Funny Diseases
Funny Diseases
71. Blue Skin Disorder
A large family (known as the Blue Fugates) lived in Troublesome Creek, Kentucky until the 1960s. Most of them lived past the age of 80, with no serious illness—just blue skin. The trait was passed on from generation to generation. People with this condition could have blue, plum, indigo, or even purple skin.
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73. The Mean Reds
Described by Holly Golightly as "Suddenly you're afraid but you don't know what you're afraid of."
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74. Empirism
An awful affliction brought on by watching too much BBC; usually manifests in a British accent and a sudden craving for tea. See also Sophomoric.
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75. Jumping Frenchmen of Maine
A sufferer of this disease displays highly exaggerated movements, and tend to leap out wildly. And despite the unusual name, it really exists.
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76. Water-Elf Disease
A real disease that affected people during 10th century Europe. The Anglo-Saxon term describes a sudden stabbing pain. Much like rheumatism.
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77. Saturday Night Palsy
Caused by nerve compression when you pass out in an awkward position. See also Alcohol.
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78. Galactorrhea
The spontaneous flow of milk from the nipple as a result of excessive Prolactin.
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80. Witzelsucht
Rare diseases that causes the victim to make bad puns and jokes at inappropriate moments. From the German witzeln, meaning joke and sucht meaning yearning. See also German.