Funny Diseases

Funny Diseases

71. Children

They'll slowly but surely kill you.

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72. Crazy for Swayze

Highly contagious infection that afflicted large portions of the female populace during the summer of 1987. See also 80's, Movies.

Added by Anthony on August 29, 2009| Comment | You Like This |

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73. Dropsy

Sounds like an affliction of tuckered-out puppies, but actually an accumulation of fluid beneath the skin, sometimes as a result of the gout. See also Old-Timey.

Added by Chris on July 6, 2009| 1 Comment | You Like This |

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74. Parrot Fever

Infectious disease contracted by inhaling bird feces. See also Birds.

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75. Proctalgia Fugax

Quite literally a pain in the ass.

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76. Center Abdominal Groin Strain

Also known as a strain to your penis from bending over backwards too far.

Added by a Guest on February 21, 2009| 5 Comments | You Like This |

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77. The Clap

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78. Nintendonitis

Muscle pain around the hands and arms from playing Wii too much. This usually means you're addicted. See also Nerds.

Added by a Guest on June 29, 2008| 4 Comments | You Like This |

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79. Dengue Fever

Pronounced "dengie". Come on, it sounds dodgy right? See also Tropical.

Added by a Guest on June 20, 2008| 2 Comments | You Like This |

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80. Anal Fissures

An unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. See also Sophomoric.

Added by a Guest on May 10, 2008| 16 Comments | You Like This |

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